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The Original Patriot Crate

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$149.95

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"American Made" Shirt Size (unisex)

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Medium

Large

X Large

XX Large

XXX Large

We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: A solid steel vault with a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault. Like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool and strictly for people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch) (+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess) (+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy) (+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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pa·tri·ot·ism
noun
the quality of being patriotic; devotion to and vigorous support for one's country.

THE CRATE THAT STARTED IT ALL!

The ORIGINAL PATRIOT CRATE was created to honor those who embody the love and spirit of the USA every day. It features exclusive pieces made by our master American craftsmen, such as EZ bend flags, an American Made T-Shirt, and a hand-painted desktop spartan mask.

All of our products are designed with patriots like you in mind! Proudly show off your
commitment to family values, freedom, and US-made products while supporting small
businesses across the nation.

This patriotic box makes the perfect gift for all your nation-loving friends and family. Of course, you’ll want to get your own so you can welcome your guests to your all-American home with a vintage welcome plaque made from the highest quality aluminum or commemorate the birth of our country with beautifully aged founding document scrolls.

When you order one of our top-class patriot crates, you become a part of something bigger. There hasn’t been a better time in history to show what your country means to you. Support American-made businesses and keep our country the land of the free and the home of the brave!

What's inside?

Artful Beginnings Aged Paper Constitution Scroll
Artful Beginnings Aged Paper Declaration of Independence Scroll
Artful Beginnings Aged Paper Bill of Rights Scroll
Bayside Clothing Company "American Made" T Shirt
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 Gauge Aluminum $100 Bill
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge steel desktop Spartan Helmet
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum desktop UV printed Freedom Eagle
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum desktop laser engraved US constitution with easel for display
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum EZ BEND foldable desktop American Flag
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum patriotic 'Welcome" plaque
Metal Art of Wisconsin 16 gauge steel painted desktop spartan mask
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge wavy tattered old glory

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***Pictured with optional wood crate.
***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.