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Carnivore Beef Jerky Connoisseur Crate

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$164.95

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We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: A solid steel vault with a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault. Like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool and strictly for people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch) (+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess) (+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy) (+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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EAT MEAT, SLEEP & REPEAT!

CARNIVORE /ˈkɑːrnɪvɔːr/ or meat-eater (carnis, meaning meat or "flesh" and vorare meaning "to devour") is an animal whose food and energy requirements derive from animal tissues (mainly muscle, fat and other soft tissues) whether through hunting, scavenging or eating beef jerky....wink wink.

Unleash your inner caveman and explore an exciting range of bold flavors with the Carnivore Beef Jerky Connoisseur Crate. It’s got flavors from mild to wild, like sweet molasses to smoky garlic and fiery jalapeno. These unique recipes from our small-batch beef jerky experts will take you on an untamed savory adventure that will tantalize your taste buds like never before!

American small businesses are the backbone of our great nation, and this incredible crate stands as a testament to that. Get ready for an explosion of unique flavors from all over the United States - plus, it comes packed with iconic symbols representing America's patriotic spirit! Show off your love for freedom with a handcrafted steel flag, an aluminum eagle, and a laser- engraved US constitution with an easel to proudly display at your designated jerky station.

What's inside?

Natural State Jerky Smokehouse Beef Jerky
Papa's Best Batch Sweet Molasses & Balsamic Vinegar Jerky
Papa's Best Batch Fresh Garlic & Dill Pickle Jerky
Papa's Best Batch Fresh Lime Juice & Chipotle Pepper Jerky
Papa's Best Batch Molasses & Balsamic Vinegar Jerky
Stripling's General Store Stripling's Jalapeno Beef Jerky
Field Trip 4 Pepperoni Seasoned Meat Sticks
Topangas Finest Gourmet Maple Bacon Jerky
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum cow "butcher" diagram to help identify your meat and where it came from
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum desktop UV printed Freedom Eagle
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum desktop laser engraved US constitution with easel for display
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum EZ BEND foldable desktop American Flag

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***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.