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"OINKER" Bacon Lovers Crate

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$164.95

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We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: A solid steel vault with a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault. Like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool and strictly for people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch) (+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess) (+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy) (+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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Bacon lovers, rejoice! We’re not ham-ble about our fabulous Oinker Bacon Lover’s Crate. With this crate full of porky goodness, you can pig out on everything related to your bacon obsession. Each item has been flawlessly crafted and sourced from all-American small businesses. The Oinker Bacon Lovers Crate is an exquisite ode to bacon that is a true piece of mouthwatering art.

Inside this magical box of porky goodness are items that will fill both your senses and stomach. It features unique items like a drool-worthy book about bourbon and bacon and a maple bacon French toast candle of aromatic bliss, to the more the traditional gourmet jerky to satisfy meaty munchies. We even threw in gorgeous handcrafted patriotic metal art to decorate your bacon dining area for the complete experience.

Sometimes it’s hard to express how much you care in words. Express it in bacon! The Oinker Bacon Lovers Crate is the perfect gift for amateur or experienced meat eaters. When you give the gift of sumptuous swine, you’ll be bacon ‘em crazy for another slice! Complete your ultimate bacon experience with the gorgeous handcrafted patriotic metal art pieces included in your gift crate. Let the feasting begin!

What's Inside?

Topanga's Finest Old Fashioned Gourmet Maple Bacon Jerky
Cape Fear Gourmet Bacon Salsa
Dallas Caramel Company Bacon Infused Caramel Candy Bag
Serpent & Flame Candle Company Maple Bacon French Toast Mood Candle
Metropolis Popcorn Bacon Cheddar Popcorn (not pictured)
Independent Publishing Bourbon & Bacon The Ultimate Guide
Rocky's Hot Sauces Bacon Flavored Hot Sauce
SoCu Kitchen Cajun Bacon Rub (for incredible tasting bacon, truly unbelievable)
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum aged tabletop constitution scroll
Metal Art of Wisconsin Aluminum pig with butcher's diagram & labeled parts
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum tabletop freedom eagle
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum tattered old glory flag

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***Pictured with optional wood crate.
***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.