SERIOUS OR FUN! Unpackaging experiences for every personality type or occasion.

We offer packaging options for every occasion. From personalized, to funny or high tech and everything in between.

  1. "THE PATRIOT BOX": A customized Patriot Crate cardboard box shipped to your door.
  2. "THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well, we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far.) 
  3. "THE BOSS" steel patriot vault: A high tech solid steel vault with a biometric fingerprint lock. This vault can be reused afterwards as a lockable shelf vault, kind of like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool and strictly for those people who are impossible to shop for.
  4. "ENJOY & FILM THE GIFTING EXPERIENCE" If you are a jokester....we can custom wrap your gift crate in duct tape or saran wrap for a painfully funny, long and drawn out unboxing experience...heck...we cane even pack them full of shipping peanuts, sawdust or glitter. How much fun do you want to have? Just be sure to have your cameras out and ready to post on social media and tag #patriotcrates