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Tailgate Survival Crate

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$94.95

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We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: A solid steel vault with a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault. Like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool and strictly for people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch) (+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess) (+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy) (+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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TAILGATING: a social gathering in which food and drinks are served at or near the back end of a parked vehicle (such as a pickup truck) that usually occurs in a parking lot before or after a public event (such as a football game or concert)

BE THAT GUY! The one with the coolest tailgating setup, the best smells from the grill, the best tunes, the one who makes the best sliders and hot chili, the one in the Hawaiian shirt and funny shades, the one with the fruity drinks....you know...."THAT GUY"

The tailgate survival kit has everything you need to make some killer food, some killer drinks, killer selfies and eventually, some killer memories. From a sweet portable folding grill set up, drinking accessories and official tailgating snacks, to energy drinks, emergency water packs, hangover emergency gear...and even a little red, white and blue.....all from American small businesses for the ultimate patriotic ambiance.

What's Inside?

Field Trip Snacks 4 Official Tailgating Meat Sticks
Metroplolis Popcorn 1 Bag of Tailgating Caramel Popcorn
Various Vendors 1 Bag of Salted Ballpark Peanuts
Karmalize Me 1 Bag Shelled Sunflower Seeds
Potty Packs 4 Count No Regrets Hangover Kits
Wholesale Survival Kits 6 Count Emergency Water Packs
Vyper Energy 1 Extra Large Can of Vyper All Natural Energy Drink
BenShot 2 Official Tailgating Rocks Glasses wit American Flags Laser Etched at the bottom
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge steel portable folding hot dog, bratwurst or hamburger grill
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum EZ Bend Desktop old glory flag

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***Pictured with optional wood crate.
***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.