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Man Cave Crate

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$184.95

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We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far)(+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: Solid steel vault + a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool & strictly for those people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch)(+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess)(+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy)(+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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THE MAN CAVE!

Visitors to the mancave MUST observe ALL rules on this sign or face a LIFETIME ban.
MY man cave, MY rules.
The man is always right.
Only sports on the TV.
Nobody but the man is allowed in the SECRET CLOSET.
Stop “checking in” on the man—he's FINE.
No Céline Dion CRAP on the stereo.
Hydrate with BEER.
Big dogs ONLY.

Celebrate his sanctuary of testosterone with the MANCAVE CRATE. A curated gifting experience that will accessorize his man space while catering to his manly ego. Created specifically for him by AMERICAN SMALL BUSINESSES, this box of "guy goodies" will be an instant conversation piece.

Packed full of patriotic themed gifts such as aluminum flags, eagles and a nifty man cave rules plaque, this gift box even has a set of aged founding document scrolls. Super cool stuff for a super cool dude.

What's Inside?

Ben Shot 2 Official Mancave Rocks Glasses
Ben Shot 2 Official Man Cave Shot Glasses
Hazel Burr Hand Made Oak Bottle Opener
10 Acre Farm Man Cave Candle
Scent Bomb Scent Bomb to Battle Man Cave Smells
Refresh Glass Official Man Cave Decanter
Metal Art of Wisconsin Wavy Tattered Old Glory
Metal Art of Wisconsin Aluminum Laser Cut $100 Dollar Bill
Metal Art of Wisconsin Desktop EZ Bend US Flag
Metal Art of Wisconsin Desktop Aluminum Freedom Eagle
Metal Art of Wisconsin Souring Aluminum Wall Eagle
Metal Art of Wisconsin You Are the Moon to my Shine Aluminum Plaque
Metal Art of Wisconsin Rise & Shine it's Bloody Mary Time Aluminum Plaque
Metal Art of Wisconsin Soup of the Day is Whiskey Aluminum Plaque
Metal Art of Wisconsin Man Cave Rules Aluminum Plaque
David Sunflower Seeds
Various Vendors Bag of Peanuts
Various Vendors Bag of Pistachios

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***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.