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"Wine About It" Crate

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$109.95

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We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: A solid steel vault with a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault. Like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool and strictly for people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch) (+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess) (+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy) (+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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Wine snobs, rejoice! With this crate full of wine themed goodness, you can binge out on everything related to your wine & Spirits obsession. The "wine about it" crate is an exquisite "ode to wine" that is a true collection of satisfying wine themed items.

Inside this magical crate are items that will make you smile, while satisfying your nose, apatite and senses.....all hand-made by American small businesses. This is the perfect gift for amateur or experienced wine snobs. Let the drinking begin!

What's Inside?

Raven's Hearth Sparkled Lavender Calming Candle
Bumble & Birch Floral cutout wood journal - blank / lined / dot grid paper
Bumble & Birch Book page wood wine bookmark
American Writing instruments Patriotic American Made Ballpoint Pen
Sweet Caroline's Confections Rosé Wine Sparkle Lollipop, Rosé Wine Flavor
Me Mother Earth Unbreakable Portable Silicone Travel Wine Glasses + Carrying Bag
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum aged tabletop constitution scroll
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum Wine Poem Plaque
Metal Art of Wisconsin Zero Gravity American Flag Wine Bottle Balancer
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum EZ Bend Desktop Flag

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***Pictured with optional wood crate.
***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.