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Bloody Mary Survival Crate

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$174.95

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We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: Solid steel vault + a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool & strictly for those people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch)(+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess)(+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy)(+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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RISE & SHINE IT'S BLOODY MARY TIME!

Spice up your next get-together with all the fixings for an unforgettable Bloody Mary bar. Ideally suited to match any moment of the day, enjoy brunching on these delectable veggie cocktails for a truly unique experience. Then, add to your favorite vodka for happy hour or pour over ice for an alcohol-free drink - it will surely be enjoyed at any brunch, lunch, or evening cocktail!

Our gourmet Bloody Mary Survival Kit is packed full of ingredients from American small businesses that industry experts have handpicked. You can create a delicious and nutritious cocktail and drink in style with our handcrafted patriotic metal art to decorate your home bar! Perfect for curing hangovers, brunching with friends or just getting merry on Sunday morning - this crate will make even an amateur bartender look like a pro.

Between the outstandingly flavorful Bold & Spicy Bloody Mary Mix and pickled green olives and mushrooms from Forest Foods, it’s a salad in a glass that’s sure to bring in the good times. Whether it be for a special occasion or just because, treat yourself or your cocktail enthusiast friends with a bloody great gift!

What's inside?

Miss Mary's Bold & Spicy Bloody Mary Mix
Forest Floor Foods Pickled Mushrooms
Forest Floor Foods Giant Queen Olives
Mcilhenny Co. Tabasco Pepper Sauce
Tone's Celery Salt
Colonal Pabst Worcestershire Sauce
Demitris Rim Shot Bloody Mary Spiced Rim Salt
Demitris All-Natural Bloody Mary Seasoning
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum 10" x 6" UV printed "Rise and Shine, It's Bloody Mary Time" plaque
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum desktop laser engraved US constitution with easel for display
Field Trip 2 Pepperoni Seasoned Meat Sticks
Molly & Me Pecans Booze Infused Pecans
Refresh Glass 2 Handmade Official Bloody Mary Glasses

Inventor of the Bloody Mary,
Bartender, Fernand Petiot

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***Pictured with optional wood crate.
***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.