Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.

This website is encrypted. We take your security very seriously. All transactions powered by Shopify.

Rates are approximations. Exact rates will be provided at checkout.

Hangover Survival Crate

One Time Purchase. For Monthly Crate Subscription, Click Here

$99.95

Unit price: per

We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: A solid steel vault with a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault. Like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool and strictly for people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch) (+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess) (+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy) (+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

Quantity

Shipping calculated at checkout.

With the Hangover Survival Crate, the party never needs to end. Packed full of the essentials to get you on the road to recovery, this emergency crate is a "must have" for anyone enjoying a few spirits (or allot of spirits or beer.)

Curated for the party animal, strictly from our handpicked and vetted group of American small business, this emergency kit can make a bad morning, into a good morning in no time. Inside this magical crate of rejuvenating, rehydrating and re-fueling goodness, you will find comfort, calming....or maybe even a couple recipes for a little "hair of the dog" to get you back on the trail to feeling like a champ. We even include a 100% pure 18 gauge aluminum $100 bill to help you feel like a million bucks!

Party on with confidence

What's Inside?

Potty Packs 4 Count No Regrets Hangover Kits
Queasy Pops Quesy Drops (Queezy Drops)
Wholesale Survival Kits 6 Count Emergency Water Packs
Vyper Energy 1 Can of All Natural Vyper Energy
BenShot Set of 2 Tabasco Infused Rocks Glasses (for a little "hair of the dog")
Ben Shot Old Fashion Recipe Coasters (hair of the dog)
Kuriart Designs Set of 2 Smiley Face Cork Coasters
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum $100 bill
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge EZ Bend aluminum old glory flag

Click Here for Order Fulfillment Times

***Pictured with optional wood crate.
***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.