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Camping Survival Crate

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$234.95

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We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: Solid steel vault + a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool & strictly for those people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch)(+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess)(+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy)(+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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camp·ing
(noun)
the act of staying and sleeping in an outside area for one or more days and nights, usually in a
tent.
“Camping attracts people of all ages."

Give the gift of adventure with a CAMPING SURVIVAL CRATE. Whether this is their first
camping trip or they’re a master of the bush, this gift box is a sure-fire way to guarantee the best camping trip imaginable. The Camping Survival Crate is packed full of exceptional handcrafted premium items that will give campers young and old an incredible outdoor experience they’ll remember for the rest of their lives.

Each crate features items from phenomenal American small businesses, like delicious camping snacks and colorful fire crystals that will make for a mesmerizing campfire. Add a touch of patriotism to your camping experience through tabletop aluminum flags, eagles, spartan masks, and more! For an extra special addition to any trip, personalize it further with the recipients last name on one of our plaques included in every crate.

Personalization of the camping plaque instructions: Simply add the last name of the recipient in the notes at checkout.

What's inside?

Kaila Cumings Hand Forged steak knife with logo
Liberty Tabletop Handheld Knife Sharpener
Black Beard's Multi-Use Fire starter
Lemon Poppy Inc "When Life Gives You a Campfire" Official Camping Cook Book
Amish Country Popcorn 2 Bottles of Gourmet Amish Campfire Popping Corn
City Bonfires Portable Firepit Family Pack Smores
Colorful Fire 3 Packs of Colorful Fire Crystals (makes your fire change colors)
Hudson Marshmallow 1 pack of gourmet marshmallows
Vyper Energy All Natural, Zero Sugar Energy Drink (freakin' badass)
David Original Sunflower Seeds
Lambs & Thyme Popping Cobbs (right off the cobb)
Field Trip 2 Pepperoni Seasoned Meat Sticks
Mountaineer Books Wild Eats Official Outdoor Cookbook
Mountaineer Books Super Engaging Campfire Story Cards (so awesome)
Natural State Jerky Smokehouse Beef Jerky
Metal Art of Wisconsin Personalized "welcome to our campsite" plaque
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum tattered wavy old glory
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum "Let's Binge Watch a Campfire" plaque
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge EZ BEND foldable picnic table American Flag

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***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.