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Snack Attack Crate

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$89.95

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We offer packaging options for every personality type or occasion

Patriot Crates Cardboard Box (no charge)

"THE WOODY" miniature wood shipping crate: Built and sealed so well we include a crowbar to open it. A super fun and hilarious gifting experience that you have to work for (our most popular by far) (+$25)

"THE BOSS" steel vault: A solid steel vault with a biometric fingerprint lock. It can be reused as a lockable shelf vault. Like a little safe with a fingerprint lock. This option is super cool and strictly for people who are impossible to shop for (+$125)

Diabolical & Funny Wrapping Options (not for the faint of heart)

We wrap crate in an entire roll of duct tape (super frustrating to open but fun to watch) (+$20)

Fill crate full of small static shipping peanuts (what a mess) (+$20)

We add a handful of glitter before sealing up your crate (super messy) (+$20)

We add a handful of sawdust before sealing up your crate (+$20)

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Satisfy that craving with all American goodies, sweets, candy and snacks. This hand picked and curated gift crate is packed full of goodness strictly from American small businesses. You can pig out on everything related to your sweets obsession. Included with your ultimate snacking experience are handcrafted patriotic metal art pieces. Let the feasting begin!

What's Inside?

O'Shea's Candies 16 Piece Boston Fruit Slice Kit
O'Shea's Candies 3/4 Pound Bag Gourmet Jelly Fruit Ring Bag
Pappas Best Batch Roasted Garlic Smoke Pistachios
Karmalize Me 1 Bag Shelled Sunflower Seeds
Black Dog Coffee and Co 1 Bag of Freeze Dried Skittles (unbelievably good)
Parson's 2 Salted Nut Rolls
Dallas Caramel Company Bacon Infused Caramel Candy Bag
Natural State Jerky Smokehouse Beef Jerky
Vyper Energy 1 Extra Large Can of Vyper All Natural Energy Drink
Metal Art of Wisconsin 18 gauge aluminum EZ Bend Desktop Flag

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***Pictured with optional wood crate.
***All products are made by small businesses from around the country. Although rare, product or brand substitutions may be necessary during busy seasons such as Holidays.